Today.Monday.I received an email from my friend Zinnira. Decided to share with all of you.Damn hilarious. 
And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

I think it was that 'screw you' comment...

Start with the big toe...

Are you smiling?

Well, it is free...

Falling should be planned...

I told gramps to use protection...

Got too many kids?

Ouch!I wouldn't dare...

I wouldn't dare...

Yeah, cheated out of breathing...

I'll keep a look out....